 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Meet People, To have fun |
| Marital Status: |
Divorced |
| Children: |
Love them, but do not want any of my own |
| Education: |
College Graduate |
| Religion: |
N/A |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
No |
| Occupation: |
N/A |
| Body Type: |
Athletic |
| Height: |
6' 5" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Virtual Relationship, Cyber Sex, Social Encounters, Just Looking, Erotic Chat, Cyber Friendships |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
A Virgin, Fetishes, Bondage, A Beach, Toys, Multiple People, Massage Oil, A Public Place, Exhibition & Voyeurism |
| Sex is Best: |
Casual, Passionate, Loving, Experimental, With a Stranger, Wild, Kinky, In a Relationship |
| Cybersex: |
Yes |
| I Want You To: |
Play Along With My Fantasy, Talk Dirty to Me, Tell Me I'm The Best, Make Me Do It, Tell Me Your Fantasy |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Seductress/Seductor, Experienced, Loving, Passionate, Dominating, Threesomes, The More The Merrier, Fun With Toys, Nasty, Adventurous, Kinky, Aggressive, Wild, Role Player |
My Web Gifts
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Hoobaspank's Scoop
About me:
Let me get this out of the way. Yes, Hoobaspank is taken from the band Hoobastank, for you geniuses who need to point it out every single time I enter a room. Thank you to those who appreciate the perversion I have made of it. You are my people. I am dominant in the bedroom or wherever we're fucking *Grins*, but I am no Master nor am I looking for, or interested in obtaining any Sub, Slave, WG, Ray/VIP panhandler(s). If you want to know something about me, ask, unless you just want money, in which case hard pass. You can take me as sarcastic or an asshole. Your attitude toward me will determine which side of me you will see, but I am a nice guy overall. Leave whatever drama you are dragging around with you at the door or I will split. No games. No bullshit. I will not participate for that trophy. See ya on the flipside.
Who I'd like to meet:
If you can talk to me and keep me interested in the conversation, we could become friends. There is only one way to find out and viewing a profile with minimal info probably is not the best way to do that. Shit grab a beer or whatever your girlie sissy drink of choice is and find the fuck out for yourself. Everyone welcome.
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More About Hoobaspank
My Other Profile/Website Links:
N/A
Interests:
Sex, hiking, fishing but only with friends, going to the gym, more sex, off roading, camping, everything else outdoors including but not limited to sex, drinking beer, anything in the water, and of course, sex.
My Favorite Websites:
Pornhub.com, Xvideos.com, Xhamster.com, Sex.com
Music:
Everything
Movies:
Everything not chick flick
Books:
I'd rather watch the movie., and yes, I've heard the book is better.
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